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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:20

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

Will Canadians still buy American products?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.